Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road?

AAB:

• I don't know.
• Tell me the truth.
  

AAB's Cabinet:

• We will set up a panel to investigate if this video footage of chicken crossing the road is authentic.
  

Dr. Chua:

• The chicken just so happen to be there and the road are also happen to be there.

• I guess the chicken must be working too darn hard.

Nazri:

• bodoh.. bodoh... bodoh...

Zam:

• Where do you read that from? Blog? Goblok!
• Pardon? Pardon? Pardon?... I can't hear you! I can't hear you! No we-we are! We... this chicken crossing is illegal! We don't want..this... the... NORMALLY... I don't, ya, you, Al-Chicken, this is, is Al-Chicken attitude. Right?

KJ:

• The chicken is behaving like a beruk!

Bung Mokhtar:

• I am sorry to "road which might have felt crossed” by my chicken.