From bad to worst

If monkey is all that we can afford, could we at least pick monkey that doesn't take us for a fool and rob us of our hard earned money? Is that too much to ask for?

There is just too many "incentives" for me to unlearn the habit of reading the local dailies. With all these incentives, it only take me less than 3 months to unlearn the break the habit take took me my whole teen-age to develop.

Even DISGUSTED is an understatement.